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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 15:01

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What makes you different?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Has Great Britain ever been considered a "hyper-power" like the United States or Russia are currently considered? If not, why?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some examples of the use of the word “piacere” in Italian? What do they mean and how would you translate them into English?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

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Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

Can you tell me something about yourself?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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